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Somerset College Prep

Somerset College Preparatory Academy (SCPA). A middle/high school in Port Saint Lucie Florida. The school that got a kid arrested for creating a meme account on Instagram surrounding the school. It's not all that bad, contrary to popular belief, because there isn't much drama and there isn't really a group of "popular kids". Loves to show off it's A average and high GPA average even though half the student body doesn't really care... The middle schoolers are the most annoying creatures on the planet (AVOID AT ALL COSTS) Amazing teachers if you are lucky and get head of the department; as for the other teachers though? Good luck. This school has an amazing STEM program and because it's a small school, has barely any sports. The sports we DO have are shit though. This is why we have little to no school spirit. Overall, not the worst school. Go Spartans I guess.
Dude: What school do you go to?
Student: Ah, I go to Somerset College Prep...
Dude: Ooo.. That's tough... Why didn't you just go to Centennial or Central or something?
Student: *sigh* why didn't I....
by sadSTEMmajor October 28, 2020
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Pathways college preparatory school

Pathways college preparatory school is a ghetto ass school full of ghetto ass kids .. always somebody arguing, usually somebody weave on the staircase, a messy ass cafeteria with shitty staff who don't do shit but get made fun of 😂..
Person 1: Bro what school you going too ??
Person 2: Shiii i think im going to pathways college preparatory school..🤦🏿 ♂️
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prep

Typically, this word has become a derogatory name for a guy or a girl who takes pride in the way they approach, and appear, in life. Common misconceptions about "preps" are that we are a bunch of cocky, New England elitist types who have more money than God, himself, and an inherent desire to flaunt it in the form of clothing, cars, housing, education and social standing.

First off: You don't have to be from the north to be a prep. Let me make this very clear. What prep initially implies is that you went to preparatory school, hence the word "prep" (I'll discuss later how it's a cultural identity). There are plenty of good southern preparatory schools, which include Woodberry Forest, Virginia Episcopal School...you get the idea. There are good preparatory schools in every corner of this country, but it's the New England boarding schools that have assisted in establishing this stereotyped location.

Let's get on with true prep culture:

A prep's wardrobe consists of some expensive clothing, but they've had it for the better part of a decade--excluding the two Vineyard Vines polos they got for their birthday and the 50% off sale at Brooks Brothers--indicating the true preppy trait of valuing "classic" over "trendy". We don't buy into the Lacoste trend of now, but we will gladly wear "handed down from dad" Lacoste polo shirt when it still maintained an association with Izod, which was well before it became the token icon of a sold out, soulless and materialistic world.

And as far as the true prep's garage is concerned, you're more likely to find a boxy Volvo station wagon or sedan (ski rack clutching to the roof for dear life) than you are the Ferrari or Hummer that everybody seems to associate with a prep. You find cars like those in the garages of those obnoxious yuppies who liken themselves to human beings because of the sole reason that they have a body with blood (no matter how drug-laced) flowing through it.

Another typical misconception about preps is that we live in gigantic mansions on the 8th fairway of some country club to prove a point. Hell no. People who buy a big house with the sole intention of demonstrating that they have a lot of money are NOT preps. They are assholes or yuppies. The only time a prep will ever move into a big house (and even then, it will never be one that is likened to a McMansion)is if A) they have a large family or B) it was passed down for generations (refer to the "classic" versus "trendy" juxtaposition, because trust me, it applies right here). When it comes to housing, for a true prep, less is definitely more. A true prep will rent a studio apartment somewhere on the Upper East Side in lieu of purchasing a behemoth piece of archtectural vomit on the links, even though both probably wind up costing the same.

This brings me to education. Preps spend money on an education for the sole reason of having the proper tools to become successfully established with relative ease upon graduation. It's not for bragging rights, because anybody who brags about going to Harvard because it's "Haaaarvard" and not "the groundwork for their future success" usually winds up the victim of some form of brutal sodomy. A prep's tendency with regard to education is to go to a top College or University (generally on the east coast, but there's always Stanford and UCLA should a prep choose to make a respectable deviation from the norm). Private institutions frequented by preps include, but are certainly not limited to: Middlebury, Bowdoin, Duke, Tufts, Davidson, Lehigh, LaFayette, Colby, Bates, and every single Ivy League institution ever established. If for high school, a prep found Choate, Kent or Andover to be too small, they might choose to attend any of the following public universities: UVA, UNC, Michigan, UCLA, etc.

Finally, to put an end to an abhorrent misconception that everybody seems to maintain: NO, true preps do not buy their social status. Maybe we'll hang out at a ritzy bar if a friend is getting married, but normally, we avoid those scenes until we're at least 45 years old and drink scotch. The young people who frequent those places are just plain trying too hard. A true prep knows where to find a classy joint that won't break the bank or the heart. An amazing night on the town for a prep consists of dinner at J.G. Melon (11$) followed by an evening of wasting away on well-bourbon at T.J.'s (25$), which is an incredibly fun and inexpensive joint, considering it's in Manhattan. If that were my night, which it has been before, I would have just spent less in six hours than the pretentious bastard across the street did in the thirty seconds that it took him to order the Escargot.

A true prep is a classy individual. We know where to go, who to know and we seriously believe in class, and the true ones of us refuse to buy into pop culture. We do the right things, whether it's holding the door for a lady, mixing our Gin and Tonic with the right proportions, or double-spacing after every period when we write our essays. Truly, "prep" is not a trend, it is a classic way of life.
Brian: That upstart young man with O'Melveny and Myers attended Andover and went on to earn dual Bachelor's Degrees from Middlebury College and a law degree from the University of Virginia. Exemplary of a truly classy individual.

John: Ah yes, a true prep.

Brian: And look at that, he just gave his jacket to that incredibly tall, gorgeous blonde woman. Why can't my daughter find someone like that?
by SouthernPrep December 28, 2005
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Prep Handshake

The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.
I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.
by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010
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prepo

A prep who acts gangster.
im rockin the hollister polo & my new jordan's, im such a prepo. =
by k.Figgie June 15, 2007
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prehydrate

The process of drinking large amounts of water or other hydrating fluids (gatorade or powerade) prior a period of heaving drinking, as an attempt to lessen the severity of a hangover, despite getting bombed, trashed or shit faced.

The unfortunate side effect of prehydrating is numerous trips to the bathroom once you break the seal.
We are starting the party early tonight, you need to prehydrate so you don't wake up with a killer hangover tomorrow.
by LTC3 August 16, 2008
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prep

upper class ass wipe who think they are better than everyone else because they have money or cars.
Also an insult
shut up prep.
by bangkokdangerous November 16, 2009
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