contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009

chain reaction

when, in the event of basketball, one is crossed over so badly, that it makes the defending team crumble one by one, or in a chain reaction, domino effect.

yO brian, now thats what tha f*** i call a chain reaction.

by Whopper G May 8, 2005

The party reaction

The party reaction is simply the term used for when you tell a girl/boy you like them at a party, and they go off and get with someone else.

it CANNOT be used outside non party environments and also cannot be used if the person goes with someone else LATER ON. it only applies to the night of the party.

Dave: 'hey, i really like you' etc etc

Sasha: 'o thats nice, dont mind me getting with this complete faggot who only wants me for my body'

Dave: 'o ok then, have fun'

Sasha: 'will do'

Sasha leaves to get naked with a twat while Dave sits alone and drinks beer

by Pm3 May 17, 2005

Prerection

1. The stage of erection in a penis before it has reached full hardness.

2. The mental stage of arousal before a physical arousal change in the hardness of a penis.

1. John- "Dude.. I don't wanna stand up, I have a prerection and it might show."
Mike- "Me too!"

2. John- "Dude.. I had such a prerection when I was looking through that playboy, but my dad walked in on me.. Needless to say I didn't achieve boner-ness.
Mike- "That blows."

by Reklaw Yeoj June 7, 2011

Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'

Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah

by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013

preaching to the priest

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .

daanish said " preaching to the priest "and arham had to be a bitch about it !

by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013

precionate

short for the word "appreciate"

1. to be grateful or thankful for: They appreciated his thoughtfulness.
–verb (used with object)
2. to value or regard highly; place a high estimate on: to appreciate good wine.
3. to be fully conscious of; be aware of; detect: to appreciate the dangers of a situation.

when my girl did somethin good fo me, i said i precionate it yo

by Kay Rich January 5, 2008