Pork Rake

A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.

"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"

by Emilie Grant April 9, 2008

Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 8, 2019

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

pull the pork

see masturbate

Brb, I'm gonna go pull the pork

by Errrggghhh September 14, 2013

hankle pork

That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy

I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty

by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Pork belly

A pork belly is a country alcoholic kind of guy that eats too much

John's pork belly is popping out of his buttoned shirt.

by Cuntryyyyboy May 29, 2017