When you're signed into your facebook and someone has taken the reigns of your computer or mobile phone and posted a status update.
Pronounced like "booked"
Pronounced like "booked"
by jsmithe May 14, 2011
Get the Pooked mug.Another way of saying "based" in third position political circles due to the overuse of "based" in general conversation. It is usually combined with "shitpilled" as to convey the full meaning.
P1: "Isn't race really important to fascists?"
P2: "Not necessarily. Race isn't even mentioned in fash doctrine. That's more of a natsoc thing."
P1: "Oh, okay. I guess that's pretty pooped and shitpilled."
P2: "Not necessarily. Race isn't even mentioned in fash doctrine. That's more of a natsoc thing."
P1: "Oh, okay. I guess that's pretty pooped and shitpilled."
by MussoNothingWrongo August 13, 2020
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1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"
2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007
Get the pooned mug.something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003
Get the pooped duck mug.The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.
I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.
by FuckDIss July 3, 2011
Get the Pooned mug.To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
Get the Pooped In The Shower mug.Zach is poledarking his sister in-law
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