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A piss-poor excuse for a police department that "serves" the town of Orange Coun - er, New Canaan Connecticut. Due to the absence of any real crime in New Canaan, the responsibilities of the glorious NCPD includes pulling over newly licensed teenagers for 5-10mph speeding and bitching at them like they just committed homicide. It's a real good thing they stuck it to those hardened criminals by putting unnecessary blemishes on their driving records and skyrocketing their parents' insurance premiums. Go New Canaan. The flagship officers of the department often secure the more high-risk calls, such as standing around like dumbasses at school dances and other events, and then make frequent visits to the school parking lot for the rest of the night where they intercept teenagers returning to pick up their cars after having some fun with their friends, question them, and often breathalyze them as they do at the entrance to every school dance.
Even more pitiful than the police who ride around in their cruisers searching for teenagers to harass while they ignore the real threat - braindead trophy wives driving on their cell phones - are the "Bike Patrol Corps." Yes, New Canaan Police have their very own BIKE SQUAD. Consisting of the cops that were too much of an embarrassment even on standard traffic duty, the Bike Patrol cops endure a 2 week training course the police themselves describe as "RIGOROUS" to become bike cops. Requirements for admission to the bike corps include the following...
-The balls to wear short-shorts over your gelatinous, hairy legs
-The ability to ride a bike without training wheels
-Total lack of self-esteem
Even more pitiful than the police who ride around in their cruisers searching for teenagers to harass while they ignore the real threat - braindead trophy wives driving on their cell phones - are the "Bike Patrol Corps." Yes, New Canaan Police have their very own BIKE SQUAD. Consisting of the cops that were too much of an embarrassment even on standard traffic duty, the Bike Patrol cops endure a 2 week training course the police themselves describe as "RIGOROUS" to become bike cops. Requirements for admission to the bike corps include the following...
-The balls to wear short-shorts over your gelatinous, hairy legs
-The ability to ride a bike without training wheels
-Total lack of self-esteem
Guy 1:Hey man, did you hear about New Canaan Police Officer Ferraro?
Guy 2: No, what's up?
Guy 1: He crashed his police cruiser twice while pursuing teenagers who were on foot, so they put him on bike duty. As a bike cop, a couple of teenagers switched the brakes on his bike. He was riding towards an old lady when he tried to slam on his back brake, but because they had been switched he hit the front brake, flipped over and radioed in "officer down."
Guy 2: No, you're kidding.
Guy 1: I shit you not. So, now they've got him on the night shift as bike patrol. If you want to see him, hang around Elm Street between midnight and 5am to catch him on his normal patrol route.
Guy 2: Wow, what a complete and utter disgrace to real police officers and departments everywhere.
Guy 2: No, what's up?
Guy 1: He crashed his police cruiser twice while pursuing teenagers who were on foot, so they put him on bike duty. As a bike cop, a couple of teenagers switched the brakes on his bike. He was riding towards an old lady when he tried to slam on his back brake, but because they had been switched he hit the front brake, flipped over and radioed in "officer down."
Guy 2: No, you're kidding.
Guy 1: I shit you not. So, now they've got him on the night shift as bike patrol. If you want to see him, hang around Elm Street between midnight and 5am to catch him on his normal patrol route.
Guy 2: Wow, what a complete and utter disgrace to real police officers and departments everywhere.
by Breathalyze me captain January 11, 2008
Get the New Canaan Police mug.The lazyest and saddest police force in the history of the world. They bug the children of the town for doing nothing, and accuses them of everything. Daily tasks include; taking kids BB/Airsoft guns, eating at the Wendy's near Hershey Outlets, and telling kids to get off the old township building property (before it becomes a hotel). They however ignore when the CVS gets robbed, pretending to care when really they just want to get back to Wendy's.
Other Info: They tend to poorly bust parties of the kids at Hershey High.
Do not dial 911 in Hershey because they will not help you.
Other Info: They tend to poorly bust parties of the kids at Hershey High.
Do not dial 911 in Hershey because they will not help you.
Kid 1: I heard the CVS was robbed last night!
Kid 2: Yeah, but Derry Township Police didn't show up for like an hour after it happend.
Kid 3: Yeah cause they where at the park taking my BB guns...
Kid 2: Yeah, but Derry Township Police didn't show up for like an hour after it happend.
Kid 3: Yeah cause they where at the park taking my BB guns...
by Hershey Kids? October 24, 2011
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Get the cool police mug.One who makes derogatory or argumentative comments on a message board about pricing in a "For Sale" ad.
Example: set of 4 wheels & tires $400.
Post: Wow, that's high I just saw the same ones on ebay for $300. Here's the link....
Seller: Hey price-police, make an offer or go blow your whistle in someone else's thread!
Post: Wow, that's high I just saw the same ones on ebay for $300. Here's the link....
Seller: Hey price-police, make an offer or go blow your whistle in someone else's thread!
by MEshoeless July 6, 2006
Get the price-police mug.Man: Hey! He stole my money!
-Man takes back wallet and forces thug into police box-
The Doctor: Whot?
Thug: It's bigger on the inside...
-Man takes back wallet and forces thug into police box-
The Doctor: Whot?
Thug: It's bigger on the inside...
by LadyofaLake August 7, 2011
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