Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.

Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!

by tijdickson May 6, 2011

texas picnic

What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."

I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.

by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010

Sex picnic

Taking someone into the woods for a picnic with having only intentions for sexual intercourse.

A nice picnic having sex with Emilia Clark (Sex Picnic).

by Anonopotomus May 31, 2015

Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)

Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead

by KW "shady" March 2, 2008

Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

picnic panic

When a twitch stream suddenly goes offline and the chat explodes with people panicking.

Watcher1: "Wait it went offline?"
Watcher2: "It did!!!"
Watcher1: "OMG WHYYYYY"
Watcher3: "Well this calls for a picnic panic."
panic issues in chat

by NekoHimi August 14, 2014

Leicester Picnic

Performing oral sex in a public place.

She was romanced when their second date was a Leicester Picnic in the bushes at Abbey Park. But before long he was fixated on having Leicester Picnics in as many Tesco carparks as possible.

At last night's Leicester Picnic they shared some Maryland chicken followed by a good lick on her fanny, before the security guard moved them on.

by GeneralHot April 16, 2014