Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

Pity titties

Titties shown out of pity

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.

by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

pitiful fuck

1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.

Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.

by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

Pity Private

When you take an ugly/fat/nasty webcam girl to private because you feel bad for her.

The cam girl was so nasty I gave her a Pity Private.

by T.Edwards January 28, 2007

Pity Hoe

A girl who sleeps around and seeks attention without stop. i.e. A girl that uses guys who pity her to garner attention and sex.

This one chick Hannah is such a pity hoe. She only puts out for the attention.

by 69XxHorsecockxX96 April 24, 2017

Pity hug

When you're a 5'3 midget or a fan of AlphaDestiny/Jason Blaha and Naturally enhanced you will receive many pity hugs.

I was at a bar once and these dude was wasted off 2.5 beers and he was telling all these guys and chicks that he got jacked from listening to Jason Blaha and AlphaDestiny. The guys laughed at him and told him to go away and one girl that he kept trying to hit on tried to get him to leave by giving a pity hug.

by Philthesliverback February 8, 2019

pity post

the act of posting to a social networking cite a depressing post in order get pity from the opposite sex

dude you see Roberts ridiculous pity post he posted on facebook the other day??

by kc crozz December 17, 2011