petterass

Typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-pornography ring.

That old man next door is a petterass. Get the kids indoors!

by sewanee April 9, 2003

Petijean

Usually descibes A short bald man who cannot stop talking. This man stinks of cheap wine, seefood, and feet. He only answers your questions with answers that have nothing to do with your question.

He survives on loli porn.

Dude my teacher is such a petijean...

Dude my teacher IS petijean...

by Jesse Jester December 9, 2008

Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.

Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.

by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019

Boner Petit

Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.

Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

petitebob

The gayest of the gay, third best TM owner who barely beat a guy who was owner for two weeks.

Guy 1: Dude jerry wanted to suck my dick in the bathroom
Guy 2: I know right, Jerry is such a petitebob

by Prae > Bob September 15, 2019

petityass

a combination of a penis, a set of tities, and an ass to form a petityass. invented by the fiesta five from walter reed middle school. used to describe a shemale's body parts. Also can be used to describe a female's body parts if they are particularly unattractive.

to draw, draw two circles next to each other so that they are touching. draw a nipple on each circle, and below the circles draw a pile of poop, and above the circles draw a penis so that it is touching both circles. congratulations, you have drawn a petityass.

she has a petityass!!!

by fiesta five January 5, 2009

petities

small tities, small boobs

"I don't like her, she's got petities"
"She's not attractive to me, look at her petities"

by djphoenix February 1, 2009