When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
by RoxeeKodone July 01, 2021
by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf November 08, 2008
by gaylorddickcheese February 10, 2018
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 02, 2017
A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
by Thedumbass420 December 11, 2023
when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
by peppodo the third February 22, 2017