by laaycbn // September 14, 2017
Get the dirty pastiesmug. A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
by kfc4life November 5, 2023
Get the Pasty Puffmug. by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
Get the Pasty’smug. Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter
by Someone1254 April 28, 2025
Get the Chucking his muck into a pastymug. a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
by _linzi December 15, 2011
Get the smashed the pastymug. The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
Get the Pasty bean sackmug. The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 November 21, 2011
Get the Pasty Chuckermug.