Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.

Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.

by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011

Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.

Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia

by gyreaux November 22, 2019

Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021

pajangles

n. a way to refer to "dingleberries" that hang off your ass hairs from a dry poop session.

Last night I butt fucked your girlfriend and she had pajangles.

by bubba sparxxx April 30, 2006

Padankle

To win big. To trounce or own someone. To pwn awesomely!

You do not want to challenge me at darts; I will padankle you!

Dude, you padankled!

by Malecken July 14, 2009

pamanator

a pam (short for pamela) who "will be back" at the gym everyday to work out (preferably weightlifting), a relentless gymrat and proud of it

i just saw the pamanator deadlift 135 !

by augeyignatz February 4, 2010