parag

A politically unstable person who bootlicks one political party

Don't like this political party named BJP too much else you will become a parag

by Kiru1105 May 29, 2025

paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Paragragriding

A word supposed to mean paragliding when friends are planning a trip.

Abena said we will be going paragragriding in Kwahu

by Kofi_essil January 11, 2026

Amy Paraguay Mahajaria

A kid that likes to eat moo moos for a living. He prevents getting shipped by making people his mommos. Now his entire family has accepted him for what he is. Sometimes he likes to tell people that some kid bit him. Beware of an Amy Paraguay Mahajaria because if he emails you he will say that he is your long lost brother from Paraguay looking to ship 3000 gallons of moo moo milk. He gets scared by people nyanyanyaing him, but if you tap his shoulder to tell him something then he will turn around and nay nay you. He really loves pulling sneakys on people.

Bob Ross: Hey how's it going?
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*

Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.

by Beta wala November 6, 2018

urban paragraph

1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.

1. Person 1: wtf? why is this definition a whole urban paragraph? i ain't reading this!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

scientific paragraph

Noun: A long a fucking paragraph that fucking 10 sentences long.

Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK

by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022