otakuhime

Otakuhime is a woman that is extremely beautiful but also haughty and violent. She drives men nuts with her feminist views and pounces on anyone that uses the words "slut" or "whore" to describe a girl, no matter how true. Just when a man thinks he cannot handle her any longer he realizes he is hopelessly in love with her, but feels utterly helpless because he cannot control her or comprehend her weird ways no matter how he tries. She will always deny that she is only attracted to guys that are poor and/or sick and unhealthy. She speaks more with slaps and kicks than words. Beware, any objects within her reach (heavy, sharp) might be hurled at you during a fight.

friend: How did you get a concussion?
me: My girlfriend turned out to be an otakuhime.

me: Jane is driving me crazy. I love her but she is nuts!
friend: What happened?
me: She's a complete otakuhime! I can't decide whether I want to hold her down and fuck her or bash her skull open.

by TheWiener June 28, 2013

otaku

Otaku is a person (typically male) who has absolutely no social life. Thus an otaku may sits around playing World of Warcraft, trading Dungeons and Dragons cards, watching Japanese animations, and jerking off while relishing pornographic material when he is alone. An otaku will be proud of, and will boast about his mighty forearm that developed over the many years of "over-masturbation".
Whilst leading a life of this sort, an Otaku will complain that no girls are willing to give him pussy.
WHYYYYY?????????????? Strange isn't it?

"Fuck, that otaku left cum stains on my sailor moon comic book!!"

"That guy's such an otaku. He plays WoW all day long and goes for a wank before sleeping."

by The Wok April 13, 2008

Otay

a word like okay usually refering to pickles

Lumpy: hey wanna trade pickles?
Buckweed: otay!

by jess April 13, 2004

Otaku

Otaku -//noun//-

A person often described to be as a loser who stays at home and watches anime, plays video games 24/7 and constantly talks about Japan being superior to every country in the world.
These assholes often talk non-stop about anime and other Japanese related media and entertainment.
Most Otakus' favorite video game company is, Nintendo and often thought as, nerds, among nerds.
Slightly less annoying than a weeaboo

Synonyms: Anime Freak, Weeaboo, Japanocentric.
Antonyms: Regular guy, Cool person, Smart guy
Misspellings: Otak

Hey Richard are you a weeaboo? No, I'm a slightly less annoying, asshole, Otaku.

by CaptainFabulous January 20, 2015

oaky

Something that's cool, copasetic, agreeable, and worthy of thanks.

Comes from a misspelling of "Okay!"

Jel: "Hey Steve, I have an idea!"
Steve: "What??"
Jel: "What do you say, for your birthday, we go to Space Camp? My treat!"
Steve: "Wow! Oaky! Thanks!"

by SeanG July 15, 2007

otaku

The Anime Eletists or Anime Leet. People with years of "expirience" in anime-watching. To be an otaku, you must have at least 5 years of watching, 300 series & OAVs watched, more than half of them have to be subtitled or raw, you have to own at least 1 fansub, 1 ufo catcher doll, 1 doujinshi, 1 untranslated manga, 1 shitajiki, been to at least 1 con in full cosplay, one anime ost, knowledge of Japanese popular subcultures, a fleet of Japanese slang words, plus the ability to read katakana, hiragana, & instantly reccognize a few kanjis.

Someone who only watches dubbed anime on TV or borrows dubbs from their friends will never become Otaku.

Otakus have little to no tollerance for noobs, but will take one under their wing & teach them how to properly enjoy all Japan has to offer.

An anime fan is just a n00b, but an otaku is l33t. (noob/newbie) (leet/elite).

by Allaiyah September 9, 2006

Otay

Otay means pretty much ok

Hey come over here.
Otay Lachlan

by Camboronie June 28, 2005