An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.
by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010
Get the Average Looking Mother Fuckermug. A species that goes on instagram every morning and makes their stupid duck faces and think they’re so sexy. These animals also beg for iPhones and are spoiled. They have boyfriends and probably will get pregnant by the age of 14. They are weird and annoying creatures.
by Litsavageboy November 20, 2017
Get the average teen white girlmug. A person who has no father and resorts to touch little kids because they played genshin and got confused about 18 years and 8 year old humans.
by looteaston12 December 18, 2022
Get the average genshin impact enjoyermug. by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008
Get the Slicker Than Your Averagemug. Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis
by got that 2mm May 6, 2022
Get the Average Urban Dictionary Writermug. The idea that the average American citizen does not know how to take care of him/herself, and must follow, without question, any and all policies of the Obama administration, and anyone who doesn't is a racist. Peaceful protesters are likened to rowdy hordes, individuals who question their representative at a round table discussion are deemed traitors, any person who holds traditional beliefs of any kind is branded a fanatic, and most disgracefully brave war veterans are labeled as extremists.
Some examples of Average American Derangement Syndrome:
-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."
-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."
-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."
-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
-The Democratic National Committee wrote, "Republicans and their allied groups...are inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid right wing extremists funded by K Street lobbyists to disrupt thoughtful discussions about the future of health care in America taking place in Congressional districts across the country."
-The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, stated, "They (protesters) are carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."
-Jennifer Crider, spokesperson for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, stated, "Conservative activists don't want to have a conversation. They want to disrupt."
-Representative Gerry Connolly, a Democrat from Virginia and president of the freshman Democrats in Congress, stated that right-wing groups are moving the healthcare debate to "a dangerous level" by using false facts to create anger. He said, "When you look at the fervor of some of these people who are all being whipped up by the right-wing talking heads on Fox, to me, you're crossing a line. They're inciting people to riot with just total distortions of facts."
by jmhoffer August 29, 2009
Get the Average American Derangement Syndromemug. Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
by JA1985 October 27, 2010
Get the Weighted Average Sexual Agemug.