omlet

A shortening of onmi-mullet, the stringy, hanging long at all directions aging surfer cut usually used to hid a thinning/receding hairline. The omlet's tendency to hang in the eyes and over the ears and thereby reduce audiovisual input has let to several thousand fatalities involving sharks, moving vehicles, and birds looking for adequate nest building materials.

'Dude, that guy is almost thirty. Its time for him to admit hes not the sandstud of 1997 and get a new haircut. That omlet is just sad. Oh crap! Look out guy, a shark!'

by rancid cheeze December 4, 2007

Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

by mounopano April 24, 2006

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012

denver omlet

To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between

I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet

by Jaxattax May 9, 2017

Portugese Omlet

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010