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Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu February 28, 2009
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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Old Man Cunt Syndrome

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.
"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"
by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013
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dirty old man

a man who is the age beetween 70 and 90, who talks dirty, and smell bad
ewww! that dirty old man just farted over there
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.
Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.
by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010
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Old Man Winter

Old Man Winter is someone that is like a hobo but lives in a house

aka daniel Wynter
old man winter... "lots"

look up "lots" for meaning
by Gareth Littlehales November 21, 2004
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old man strength

a physical quality that entails unforeseen strength of an individual, including unexpected techniques based off of life experiance, and the ability to conquer others based on having more age age than them.
Joel: a twenty five year old male, with grey hair and a flabby body, on unemployment, who undeniably beats others at arm wrestling ( beats others who have a much better physique ) because of his past experiences with dirty manly jobs.
"He only won because of his 'old man strength'"
"thats cheating - thats 'old man strength'"
by joel b from oou November 23, 2007
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