oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

oil show

Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.

Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jack: Really?
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.

by Torx69 November 6, 2012

Give Oil

Typically said by a Junkbot during a Junkbot Raid, initiated by the famous Youtuber, Flamingo.

*Coolsanshunter6184 has Joined the Game* "GIVE OIL GIVE OIL OIL GIVE OIL GIVE OIL metal noises GIVE OIL"

by OfficerMcSpicy January 2, 2021

Gammon oil

The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.

No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.

by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023

Bum Oil

The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.

Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!

by Pretty in wellies June 20, 2007

Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus

Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.

by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017

oil stick

A thin and long black mans penis. Even better if the tip is rather pointy. Lubed is a plus!

Hey Darnell. Go easy on me with your oil stick!

by allnamesaretakendammit January 15, 2010