Forever Odd is the second of seven novels about Odd Thomas; the first being Odd Thomas, the third Brother Odd, the fourth Odd Hours, the fifth Odd Apocalypse, the sixth Deeply Odd, and the seventh Saint Odd.
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
Get the Forever Oddmug. Obsessive Dick Disorder.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a gun.
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
by GAWII January 20, 2024
Get the ODDmug. A thriller novel by American writer Dean Koontz, published in 2003. The novel derives its title from the protagonist
In the beginning of the book, Odd Thomas is silently approached by the ghost of a young girl brutally raped and murdered, and through his unique ability to understand the dead, is psychically led to her killer, a former schoolmate named Harlo Landerson.
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
Get the Odd Thomasmug. by Bomboooccclllaaattt May 3, 2025
Get the Odd blokemug. When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.
My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.
by Hash-money February 18, 2023
Get the Odd Offeringmug. An awkward, but adorable person, who cares a lot for his passions and the people around him. Odd Magnus is a kind person, who gives everyone he meets a fair chance.
by monkeyninjamongo April 5, 2017
Get the odd magnusmug. the third graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released March 20, 2012.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the House of Oddmug.