nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.

"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"

by Limey_88 September 7, 2009

hob nob

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

by dims April 29, 2005

nob zit

A huge zit on the end of a nob
or an insult

OMG your nob zit is huge

AWO you nob jockeying nob zit get here

by andrew simmons October 19, 2005

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

probs nobs

A way of saying "probably" when you're not actually certain of the likelihood, much less have interest in, the topic of discussion. See antonym at probs not.

Tom: Do you think he's actually going to collect our homework?
You: Probs nobs. Just change the header of your last paper, I'm sure he won't notice.

by Mitchell Lane May 11, 2008

nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010

nob job

the name of the activity when a man orally and/or digitally (that's with his fingers) gratifies a woman.

Wow..last night, Kurt gave me the best nob job I have ever had!!!

by Fairygirl1125 December 19, 2007