Nine of Hearts 

A graphic sex act referring to a deck of cards. The guy shuffles the deck against the girl's bean and slowly takes one card out after the other until on the Nine of Hearts remains. Then with the heavily used card, he rolls it up and does a line of coke off her butthole.

Just picked up a fresh deck of cards from the magic shop today, can't wait to Nine of Hearts Karen tonight.

Nine of Hearts by Goos6689 September 15, 2017

Nine inches 

The supposed length of Nine Inch Nails' nails.

Nine Inch Nails has nine inch nails.

Nine inches by I'm just saying, is all. January 13, 2005

nine deuce

An affirmative response to a question or action. Similar phrase to the 70's era affirmation, "right on!"

Guy A says: "This party rocks!"
Guy B agrees and says: "Nine deuce."

nine deuce by vertical smile September 6, 2005

Nine holes of golf 

To have sex and or intercourse with a person of the female persuasion.

I say friend, will you be playing nine holes of golf this weekend with your special lady friend?

Nine holes of golf by William Sadowski September 22, 2006

Nine-To-Five 

A Nine-To-Five is a girl who applied too much makeup that she was brought down from a nine to a five.

Rich: "Did you see that girl back there? I'm pretty sure that's not her natural facial skin color."

Johnson: "That's just Courtney, she's a total Nine-To-Five."

Nine-To-Five by Emperor Henry V September 22, 2016

nine days since

The amazing local emo like band from the boring city of pollution itself, Windsor, Ontario. Consists of insanely hot drummer...and three other guys.

Wow...That drummer guy is the sex.

nine days since by [x][jackIE - l e E][*] June 7, 2005

nine-elevening 

stealing somthing from another person with intent to cause damage to them. or high jacking somthing that doesnt belong to you. like the taleban took planes that where not theres to do bad things with it.

hey dude someone is nine-elevening your stuff.

nine-elevening by bkwiatv1 March 6, 2008