I am a nerd. First of all, geeks are NOT nerds. They are people who often like video games or comics ect. but don't possess the intellect to be considered a nerd. Nerds are often given a bad name because of geeks that are mistaken for nerds.
Some things to know about nerds
1. Some nerds have a social life, we are not all social failures.
2. Nerds are not always ugly, we generally look normal, we only look "nerdy" in movies.
3. We are unfortunately generally not athletic, but they does not mean we're fat or weak. We are usually just uncoordinated. (Note: some nerds are athletic.)
4. Not all nerds study, we just retain information when we learn it.
5. We don't necessarily love all subjects (I do, but that's a bad example)
6. Nerd is considered to be a derogatory term, but nerds usually do better in life than jocks.
7. Most nerds love learning simply because its interesting.
Some things to know about nerds
1. Some nerds have a social life, we are not all social failures.
2. Nerds are not always ugly, we generally look normal, we only look "nerdy" in movies.
3. We are unfortunately generally not athletic, but they does not mean we're fat or weak. We are usually just uncoordinated. (Note: some nerds are athletic.)
4. Not all nerds study, we just retain information when we learn it.
5. We don't necessarily love all subjects (I do, but that's a bad example)
6. Nerd is considered to be a derogatory term, but nerds usually do better in life than jocks.
7. Most nerds love learning simply because its interesting.
The nerds you make fun of for liking school will be the doctors, engineers, and inventors of tomorrow. (For all you dumb jocks out there, those are people with the cushy jobs)
Think: Steve Jobs, Bill Gates
Think: Steve Jobs, Bill Gates
by Nerd&Proud September 29, 2013
Get the Nerd mug.Hip hop based vocal music that attempts to express scientific, technological, or futuristic concepts using any style of lyricism as a vessel for it's message.
Nerd rap, as with all forms of self expression, is difficult to classify and is executed with varying degrees of excellence. Many artists have dabbled in nerd rap at one time or another without specifically meaning to and, vice-versa, many self proclaimed "nerd rappers" do not fit this definition.
Nerd rap, as with all forms of self expression, is difficult to classify and is executed with varying degrees of excellence. Many artists have dabbled in nerd rap at one time or another without specifically meaning to and, vice-versa, many self proclaimed "nerd rappers" do not fit this definition.
A PS to the guy who thinks rap isn't music:
Music= Sound arranged over time.
Stop giving good nerds a bad name.
"Scienticians make good nerd rap!"
Music= Sound arranged over time.
Stop giving good nerds a bad name.
"Scienticians make good nerd rap!"
by SCIENTICIANS February 13, 2006
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A StarCraft phrase created by Tasteless and Artosis to show their nerd love to fellow team mates and friends during tourneys. Also used whenever a sick play is made.
by SnorlaxNerdBaller January 25, 2011
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Typically these nerds are try hards and rage quit frequently. They can normally be seen wearing nerdy headsets and yelling at their computers.
Typically these nerds are try hards and rage quit frequently. They can normally be seen wearing nerdy headsets and yelling at their computers.
Mom: dinner is ready
Nerd: I can't come down I'm in the middle of a super important raiding party!!!
Mom: get off of your lazy fat ass you sweaty nerd and get a real job! and get out of my house you're 30 years old!!
Nerd: *rolls eyes* ok whatever mom.....
Nerd: I can't come down I'm in the middle of a super important raiding party!!!
Mom: get off of your lazy fat ass you sweaty nerd and get a real job! and get out of my house you're 30 years old!!
Nerd: *rolls eyes* ok whatever mom.....
by inomorethanyou August 5, 2014
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The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.
The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.
by Anna Lisa August 17, 2007
Get the nerd flirt mug.The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."
by John Connor 2006 February 3, 2006
Get the nerd virus mug.Nerdcubed" aka Daniel Hardcastle is a British youtuber known for his witty humor and his rapid editing style. . He enjoys violence and silliness, and gets very distracted during videos. He considers himself to be OCD. He has 1,663,056 subscribers, and currently has 8 running series and 3 discontinued series. His running series are as follows: Permadeath, where he takes a game and tries to survive with one life, Nerd3 101, where Dan records a small clip of a game, describes it, and uploads it, NerdCubed the Alpha Detective, where he finds a game in Alpha Stage and reviews it, Father and Son Days, where he and his Father, Steve Hardcastle, play a video game together, NerdCubed Extra, which is only occasional, NerdCubed Challenges, where he takes a challenge from fans, usually from Reddit, and tries to complete it, and Little and Cubed, where he and Martyn Littlewood play a game together (Used to be called Little Vs. Cubed). His discontinued series are: NerdCubed Completes, where he completes a game his fans choose, Three Free Games Friday, where he finds three free games he finds fun and reviews them, and finally NerdCubed's Buildy Thingy, where he builds something in Minecraft. Dan's Signature line is "Because Science" which he yells at odd times.
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"Because Science!"
"I trust Emma Blackery about as far as I can throw her, so about Ten Stories"
"Free Dead Guy!"
Hello Procrastinators
The theme is white people good brown people bad REALISM
The irony is so large I could cut it with this invisible knife
OH MY GOD JEFF CAN ACTUALLY FLY
BRAAAD
Crap on a cracker
In the immortal words of William Shakespeare ... bullocks
I didn't make him dead I found him dead
You bastard cheating bastard on bastard toast bastard cheating bastard bastard with bastard filling and bastard-ness you utter utter utter complete and utter bastard!
Oh arse biscuits
Dodge that guy Drop that mine Get down tonight
Here in my guards I feel safest of all I can lock all my helmets cuz the only way in is in guards.
All you need is love *trumpets* And a machine gun *trumpets* And some other stuff I said in the last verse
As thin as day and fat as night No cake shall escape my sight For those who watches Weight Watchers might Beware my spandex FOR IT IS TO TIGHT
Stealth behind the luggage. I am now invisible. You cant see me
That's it LUGGAGE TO YOUR FACE!
Alright I'm getting in My briefcase doesn't fit with me No briefcase Oh my god that’s killing me No NOOOO Fuck briefcase Stupid fucking briefcase killed me ... fuck you briefcase!
Yeah I'm standing on his head. What’s it to you? ... I fell off
I'm gonna boop a happy face into the wall to cheer myself up
"Because Science!"
"I trust Emma Blackery about as far as I can throw her, so about Ten Stories"
"Free Dead Guy!"
Hello Procrastinators
The theme is white people good brown people bad REALISM
The irony is so large I could cut it with this invisible knife
OH MY GOD JEFF CAN ACTUALLY FLY
BRAAAD
Crap on a cracker
In the immortal words of William Shakespeare ... bullocks
I didn't make him dead I found him dead
You bastard cheating bastard on bastard toast bastard cheating bastard bastard with bastard filling and bastard-ness you utter utter utter complete and utter bastard!
Oh arse biscuits
Dodge that guy Drop that mine Get down tonight
Here in my guards I feel safest of all I can lock all my helmets cuz the only way in is in guards.
All you need is love *trumpets* And a machine gun *trumpets* And some other stuff I said in the last verse
As thin as day and fat as night No cake shall escape my sight For those who watches Weight Watchers might Beware my spandex FOR IT IS TO TIGHT
Stealth behind the luggage. I am now invisible. You cant see me
That's it LUGGAGE TO YOUR FACE!
Alright I'm getting in My briefcase doesn't fit with me No briefcase Oh my god that’s killing me No NOOOO Fuck briefcase Stupid fucking briefcase killed me ... fuck you briefcase!
Yeah I'm standing on his head. What’s it to you? ... I fell off
I'm gonna boop a happy face into the wall to cheer myself up
by AirForceGaming May 6, 2014
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