merked

to be injured.

At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.

by yojody April 17, 2011

merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

Marked Man

When a guy cock slaps a person in the forehead hard enough to leave a bruised impression of a penis on that persons forehead. The bruise must obviously be a penis or its not an official Marked Man.

Wayne says "awh guys, come check it out! i check marked manned Kyle!"

by WhyteKong January 27, 2010

murkenary

see also wordbuttweasel/word

by haedesch April 6, 2003

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed out

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

by Allie March 8, 2004