A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.
I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch
by D. Bruch May 11, 2009
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I tried pulling a Moses on my old lady last night but she squirmed away and told me the sea would never be parted for my pleasure.
by Jersey Gourmet January 15, 2012
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When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006
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2. a butch lesbian, aso derived from moses parting the "red seas"
by Munky88 August 3, 2005
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common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt
common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt
"hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive"
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"
"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"
"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."
by rachmarty April 20, 2008
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Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
by 11212 October 13, 2006
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by Sean January 3, 2004
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