Guy:"What's moose stuff?"
Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...
Guy:"Get in..."
Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...
Guy:"Get in..."
by Mooselvr January 02, 2008
Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html
I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html
I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
by Supreme_Bananas July 18, 2008
Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!
by SlopNChop October 26, 2016
When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.
by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017
Men who like to bond by going out drinking, usually to excess, at the local Moose Lodge wherever they may be.
My cousins are the quintessential Moose Boys.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2022
Me: “Yo, the fuck be that MFING sound? Sounded like moose orgasm or somin.”
neighbour: “ it is, and she is enjoying it. Besides, it’s none of your business!”
neighbour: “ it is, and she is enjoying it. Besides, it’s none of your business!”
by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 05, 2018
Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017