Mock turtle

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

by Athadan October 25, 2009

Mockery

The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.

"Your life is over, what a mockery"
"Throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike."

by Coldguess April 27, 2006

Tufts Mock Trial

The most successful team at Tufts University. The coolest group of kids at Tufts University. Represent Tufts University better than every other member of the Tufts Community.

I wish I was smart enough or cool enough to be on the Tufts Mock Trial team... alas, I'm not, I guess I'll go do mock at harvard or something...

by TU '06 March 1, 2009

mock talk

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.

Jimmy could not hear Susie talking because the mock talk was too loud at the banquet.

by archie reed February 12, 2008

mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

Mockerel

A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).

Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!

by elexxxers January 19, 2018

mockingyokin

Term used back in the day in Brooklyn, NY. It's short for my kind your kind.

Hey bro did you see the ratio on her?
Yes sir.
Then she's mockingyokin.

by Jebhlg September 18, 2020