Pussy mites

Another term for "crabs" or "pubic lice". Which are small, six-legged creatures that infect the pubic hair area and lay eggs.

Transmission generally occurs during sexual activity. However, it also can occur through physical contact with contaminated objects such as toilet seats, sheets, and blankets.

Tom gave Mary pussy mites.
Which made her vagina itch at night.
Well Mary never had such a scare when she looked down there for pussy mites were crawling everywhere!

by universalhigh September 26, 2010

mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

by abe November 16, 2003

moises

a guy who says he always cant get a ride but really just doesn't like people

Dude I invited 4 guys over and 3 of them where totally Moises's

by gigorgia April 7, 2008

moisession

The act of hanging out with some friends and smoke a few bowls or blunts of mariguana for a while.

javi: yo man what's happening?

mike: nothing just chillen.

javi: well then ur ass over here and lets have a fucking moisession.

by javnasty February 24, 2009

Moice

Moice = Man Voice

For a woman speaking with a deep tone similar to a Man.

Nice Moice! and unfortunate!

by helper2424 October 6, 2008

des moines

A city thats on one side strait hood, and on the other, strait fucked up with rich people...

West des moines citizen: Would you like to go to west des moines?

East des moines citizen: Fuck no nigga that side of town is PREP im goin back ta the E!

by TruDef April 30, 2005

Moit

Used by chavs as a way of saying "To fuck someone up."

(To cause severe physical damage to another person)

Don't talk shit about my mum or you're gonna get fuckin moited mate

Last night my bro got moited at the park by some weed smokers

by DAVE THE MOITER August 4, 2018