Mohammed

Mohammed is a Somalian shmuck whos hairline ran away

I know Mohammed isn’t mafia, but I say we vote him out cause his hairline is distracting

by Momos hairline November 4, 2019

Mohammedan

Both the correct and a supposedly-archaic term for "Muslim", "Mohammedan" simply means "follower of Mohammed", since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anyone to anything.

Therefore, since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anything, the term "Mohammedan" would more correctly apply to "Muslims".

by Nickidewbear January 9, 2013

mohan

one lazy ass mofo.

come here! dont be like mohan.

by doma October 26, 2003

Mohammed

Just a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.

He is every girls dream boy to have. He is funny, caring, and overall a cool guy to hangout with.

Mohammed is Sooo amazing dude!

by Thatkid6969 December 3, 2018

Mohambie

Adjective used to describe a person that has offended the user in some way, typically thought to be a thoughtless jerk who is unaware of others around them. Someone who only thinks the world revolves around them and that any fallout from their actions upon others is inconsequential. A perfect replacement for various cuss words to be used when cussing is not appropriate.

I can not believe that stupid mohambie just cut me off and caused me to run into the sidewalk.

by Kerry Mussaw April 10, 2007

Mohamad

mohamad is a really cool guy if you get to know him and he is really cute and handsome and he can pull any girl and if he go up to a girl he straight up say are you single ready to mingle and he is really funny

Are you single ready to mingle?

Mohamad : are you single ready to mingle

The girl: yes are you
Mohamad: ok bet girl

by Mohamad is cute September 2, 2019

MOHAMMAD

A KIND FRIEND BUT IF A HESTER WITH BUMPY NOES COME BY HE SLAYS EVEN HARDER THAN EVER AND BE CAREFUL HE CAN DESTROY YOU AN PUT U IN YOUR PLACE.

ALL HAIL KING Mohammad by all means.

by THE KINGS OG MAIDEN March 16, 2022