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fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.
Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!
by The Real Driller December 9, 2020
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Zoom-Mitzvah

A bar or a bat mitzvah performed over zoom
I’m going to a zoom-mitzvah during the pandemic.”
by the professional yarter December 20, 2020
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Mitva Mitra mitali mitja mita Mitanshu Mitzvah miva Mitashi Mitya

Prem Mital

An Indian guy who can seduce any girl he wants. He is known for his looks and his kindness towards girls. He can easily win over any girl's heart.
Devanshi has fallen in love with Prem Mital just because he has a small banana and anyone could have it in just 1 bite.
by Sam Andler February 15, 2022
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Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021
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School Ka mitragadh

it is an indian associate organisation started by a group of ubran legend students from the cultural sociopathic movement of islam (CSMI). It was formed in Boundaries of Uttar Pradesh , India. but was later divided into three branches; the division took place due to the extremist attitude of a corporate associate who refused to cooperate with the previous leader ( Hafiq-Ul Muhammad Faris). The group went under several crashes and breakdowns, in the month of march 2021 the rahat ali act started and the organisation went under its biggest slump as the Urban Associate of Gandhi decided to take a break from administration. Furthermore , the groups intentions have never been revealed properly to the public but as an associate i can confirm that the group has no mallicious intentions, currently associate stall is under a slump and the group is under an external investigation exam.
having said that , i would like to conclude this by stating that the group has made this far because of your support , more like your ass , think about your work and forget about these bitch ass organisations as life is very short and you are already busy fucking it on social media
Welcome to School Ka mitragadh , you will be ass-ass-in-ate-ed soon
by Aatishbazi launda swag mei December 9, 2021
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Chinese Bar Mitzvah

After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."
I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.
by Jokr12 March 30, 2009
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baka mitai

The main lyric of a song from the game "Yakuza 0".
It's often used in deepfake memes, where a still picture of a person or character is mapped onto the face of someone who's lipsynching a song, giving the illusion that the person in the picture is passionately singing the song.
Annoyed Linus Tech Tips:
Dame da ne,
Dame yo, dame na no yo
anta ga, suki de, suki sugite
dore dake, tsuyoi osake de mo,
yugamanai, omoide ga,
baka mitai.
by EktoHunter August 18, 2020
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