Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.
by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007
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She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
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1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.
2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day
3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"
4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day
3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"
4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007
Get the Siberian Circus Midget mug.Otherwise known as Subordial Dwarfism, a big midget is a person who carries the traits and facial features of a little person, yet seems to have grown to an almost normal height. They are characterised by teabag shaped stains on their cheeks and streaks of white through hair that seems to have been cut back in the 80s.
These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.
Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.
The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.
Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.
These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.
Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.
The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.
Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.
These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
1.) "Hey Big Midget!"
2.) "He is a Big Midget"
3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
2.) "He is a Big Midget"
3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
by All Black Anselmian August 24, 2009
Get the Big Midget mug.military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.
Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!
by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007
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1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the dominatrix midget mug.A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
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