A Mickey Mouse 

A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.

Some gay men love a Mickey Mouse.

A Mickey Mouse by President Obama the Barack April 22, 2024

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse 

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

You got Mickey Mouse? 

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang

Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse”

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”

You got Mickey Mouse? by ohgeeohmy June 22, 2022

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse 

A password to break in to mickey mouse's house

Let's break into the mickey mouse clubhouse, Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022

Mickey Mousery 

The general evaluation of a person behavior who deliberately engages others in childish antics to upset the focus of others around in a serious situation or just to piss them off.

Sandra, please stop this Mickey Mousery in from of the TV this is a ChromeCast of a lecture I missed.

Mickey Mousery by princem February 16, 2019

Micky Mouse bull shit 

Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.

also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.

Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.

"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"

Micky Mouse bull shit by Malvolia November 26, 2011