Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

Slippin' a Mickey

1) To make the mistake of dating a complete narcissist / scared little boy; 2) Deservedly giving a sociopath large amounts of acid with boner pills and jumping them in an alley; 3) A new form of martial arts kick that lends opponent physically inept. (typically used as a sole form of revenge on the mentally inept)

Jane: "What an ahole. What did you do?"

Mary: "What else could I do I was Slippin' a Mickey. Cops found him in the alley with a raging hard on."

by Mickey Mcfancy November 4, 2012

Mickey hungry

(Mik•ē•hūn•gārý) is a phenomenon when the main character from mickey mouse gets extremely skinny and buys a huge ball of food the size of two two-story buildings and eats it all then pops and someone around him cries

The narrator cried in the death of a mickey hungry

by Blobermanblou February 15, 2021

Golden Mickey

The Golden Mickey is the act of giving your significant other a golden shower while staying at a Disney attraction

Adam just got banned from Disney for giving his girl a golden Mickey at space mountain.

by Egg cup July 7, 2020

Mickey Farley

{rofflwaffles}..
a little on the short side.
extremley hillarious
dirty blond.
prefers not to be touched below the ankle.
total studmuffin
relationship issues.
musically inclined.

Boy1- whazzup home slice?
Boy2- nm. just havin some rofflwaffles with my boy Mickey farley, hes cool.

by AJfake June 6, 2010

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

by CocoYetea May 2, 2019