melon

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 9, 2003

melonholing

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

by melon man January 18, 2003

man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015

Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

by noob May 13, 2005

Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.

1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.

by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011