Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.

Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.

by frederickallen May 14, 2010

Casaba Melon

(Noun) Life affirming jumblies

Her Casaba Melons are oh so sweet.

by Nozitina August 11, 2010

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

melon head

a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon

melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace

by fatman kristian January 5, 2005

melon playground

a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi

Dude Play Melon Playground

by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023

Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011