Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

Porn Matrix by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Baka Matrix 

A method of Qualculus
A set of data or a collection of data items. It is used in designing computer programs. The word "Baka" used in this context is Hungarian and should not be confused with the Japanese word baka.

She began designing the program by drafting a Baka Matrix.

Baka Matrix by Xin Jung January 22, 2005

The Matrix 

A computer program that makes you believe that your in your own world, in reality the real world is controlled by AI Agents, and they use human beings as an energy source, because our bodies produce shitloads of energy

I take a shit on The Matrx

The Matrix by ac February 13, 2004

the matrix reaction

The matrix reaction is when someone leans back so far to avoid something it verges on a limbo.

for example when the guy in the matrix limbos to avoid a bullet

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This is the matrix reaction

the matrix reaction by Bazinga alert!! December 9, 2013

Depression Matrix 

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

Depression Matrix by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

The Matrix Theory 

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

The Matrix Theory by The matrix theory January 19, 2018

The Matrix 

The Matrix, Reloaded, and Revolutions are fantastic movies, but not for everyone. If you hate them, then you don't understand them.
You idiot.

The Matrix is Real. If only you could see the code.

The Matrix by SweetNeo85 March 10, 2004