Markled

To be suddenly cut off or ghosted by someone (usually a narcissist) who benefitted significantly from your relationship; specifically socially, financially, and/or professionally. Slander and defamation usually follow to justify the dumping. The ultimate betrayal.

"I supported my husband by working 2 jobs while he was in medical school. As soon as he got his MD, he dumped me for a hot nurse."
"Looks like you got markled."

by Pilot Hardy October 13, 2023

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

Bob Marley

Bob Marley is a reggae artist. He writes songs about peace, love, and equality. Alot of people only know him for smoking weed.

A: I love Bob Marley!
B: I smoke weed listing to his music!
A: ...

by Notsoswag50 May 25, 2014

Bob Marley and Me

A weed smoking golden retriever

Yo I saw a dank Bob Marley and Me at the pet shop yesterday

by Drvenomous32 March 1, 2017

skip marley

A really talented Jamaican singer

James: wanna listen to some music?

Conor: yeah, who's your favourite?

James: skip Marley is my fav

by Coco mcgoofball April 26, 2017

Daniel Marley

A combination of two gay people that love each other one called Daniel and another called Marley Daniel is the weirdest guy that you will ever meet he has a peanut head he is complete trash at games and gets blamed for everything, his star crossed lover is Marley a irresponsible person already jailed for a month for molesting a little child. He is the gay of all gays like more gayer than your retarded relative who does not dress formally to a formal event like a full a Adidas tracksuit to a funeral !

"Who's that ! Snogging behind a tree !" screamed a little child . "Its Daniel Marley!" sighed everyone

by Allesandro Scaglia May 31, 2018

david markey quinn

A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.

Oh no, here comes David Markey Quinn. I can already feel the grief overflowing in my veins.

by Bingbongnotowen May 31, 2018