Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

Maria

Maria is a sweet,caring,funny person who will always make you smile. She is there for you,cherishes you and your friendship with her. She loves talking and laughing with you. She is amazing.

"Have you seen Maria?"
"Maria is such a sweet person"

by Alexandrarosewo January 31, 2022

Maria

Maria is talented, gorgeous, sweet and shy

She looks like a real life disney princess. Her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her beauty.

She has a small group of friends, she doesn't let anyone come into her world but if you've already entered then you're lucky. Maria is a bit reserved, shy and it's hard to get close to her, you need to show that she can trust you.
Maria loves help others and always tries to be the best form of herself.

Many boys will fall with love with her, but she is hard to get.

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

Boy: Im in love!!
Girl: Is it. Maria?

by Annewithlove November 21, 2021

Maria

Fat-ass bastard who likes hoe'in around with the football team.

real ass beana: Mannnnn that whale they caught in the ocean is such a Maria.

by realassbeaner February 1, 2023

Maria

Ugly, broke down looking indivdual who is the eptitome of white trash.

Damn, she looks like a Maria.

by Marisol9900 October 20, 2011

Maria

maria is daddy. maria is the type of girl that's just daddy. you can't convince yourself or others, that Maria isn't daddy.

guy 1: she's daddy
guy 2: is her name Maria?
guy 1: yeah how did you know that?
guy 2: because Maria is just daddy.

by This_bitch_wont_stop_singing November 4, 2020

Maria

Maria is the hottest fucking person out there with a hilarious personality. 😍♥️💋 ;)

Person 1: damn look at the hot babe over there 👉🏼. 🧍🏽 ♀️
Person 2: obviously 🙄 she’s a Maria!

by Gamer_xbbs:) April 19, 2021