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stir macaroni

When a man sticks a dildo up a lady's vagina and moves it in a stirring motion to pleasure her
girl: What are you doing with that dildo?
guy: Shut up Ima 'bout stir macaroni
girl: Yay!
by evilcarrot January 10, 2010
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Macronrhizyvac

When one makes a new word with empty meaning, for extra credit, or lack of another word
Sarah: did you hear about the macronrhizyvac Dominic made?

Ella: no

Sarah: he’s totally trying to get it to catch on
by Cecil_Jackson June 9, 2018
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Macrodrop

The act of physically dropping printouts of macros in real life, possibly with a message or URL also printed on them as a means of either advertising or general disruption.
"I macrodropped our website all over the library; half the Reference section is filled with 'Invisible Bike' now."
by TQC March 23, 2008
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Macroblunt

A fat ass blunt two time the size of that random guys dick that you saw in the gas station bathroom so that's pretty big
the other day I took a hit of a macroblunt and I was gone for three days
by Mr. Nut January 12, 2018
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Macromancer

A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.
Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!
by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018
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MacroPleasantry

The opposite of MicroAggression.

The way to make it possible to think the best of each other when unintentional MicroAgressions take place is to set the stage with undeniable MacroPleasantries.
Instead of walking on eggshells in the meeting, I propose we make explicit our best intentions by being openly kind, intentionally and obviously supportive through our practice of MacroPleasantry.
by NeologianPJG January 22, 2019
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Macaroni 3000 grip trick

when the vagina is locking against the penis tightly
RJ: Man I asked Becky to do the macaroni 3000 grip trick on me and she did it bro I’m in love now
by kenjiitai October 20, 2019
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