Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.

One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.

by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023

Lore

A Boy who is a pillar of strength and support, calm yet wild , radiant and also an OG baddie. You may think you know them but you only probably know 1% of them as they are very secretive. He is sexy, kind and down to earth , just come to him correct as he has no grey areas, it’s either black or white for him no in between.

Lore is that hot guy walking down the street

by Ahmed R S Khan 1 November 23, 2021

FNAF lore

Animatronic guy who goes insane and kills gets a taste of his own medicine the end.

The FNAF lore is really complicated but somehow simple.

by What’s your handle321 December 3, 2023

Ghoul Lore

When a premise in a horror movie (usually about a monster, but not always) is over explained, to the point where it is no longer scary and/or becomes uninteresting as a result.

The Argentinian horror movie, "Terrified" (2017) was really scary - until they started talking about Ghoul Lore , and it lost its edgek,

by PinkStinkDemon December 3, 2021

bus lore

those jaw dropping conversations you have with your mates on the bus.

these conversations involve finding out about the most traumatic and crazy events of their life

"that bus lore went hard. I didnt know your house burnt down last night!"

by yippitydoo December 15, 2023

Uncle Lore

Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.

Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

by RandoInterneter December 5, 2024

dad lore

The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.

Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"

Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."

Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"

me" you got the best dad lore"

by dr.marly December 9, 2023