life

A slow, aggravated version of drowning.

That whore should die a slow painful life.

by Roberto Julio March 11, 2011

life

Something you don't have. Something I don't have. Something we all don't have because it is impossible to buy in stores..... so try Amazon -_-

"I wish they sold a life at Target or Walmart, don't you?"

"Yeah but you might find one at Amazon.com"

by righivugerg May 23, 2018

life

A horrible disease that makes you, I'm sorry it's too horrible

uuh life!
I know right!?

by piwascooluntilitwasn't September 2, 2016

life

nothing!

my life is nothing!

by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018

life

painful, funny, confusing, upsetting, rewarding, and maybe even meaningless.

Life sucks. I want to die.
You will, so might as well enjoy the ride.

by presauced January 14, 2022

life

a pointlessly short timespan in which you waste every breath of air and die while your body is put into a hole in the ground or is burned into dust that just takes up space

person 1: hows life
person 2: life is life

person 1: okay

meaningless weird why

by 2579I-/ April 7, 2016

life

A piece of shit that exist for no fucking reason

my life can go in the trash

by stoopid ass October 13, 2018