Lesperance

a family cursed by alcoholism and violence, typically of french background.

never get on the bad side of a lesperance

by kr@zy n3rd October 28, 2010

Leopard Slap

When somebody takes a mashed chocolate chip cookie and slaps you with it

Yo dawg why you leopard slap me and get chocolate all over my wife beat?

by Nicholas Serro April 29, 2008

leopard

noun--anything that unexpectedly causes you direct or indirect harm (essentially mauls you or someone in your group out of nowhere) while being sketchy and/or intoxicated in some form.

(you see a speedtrap) "Watch out dude, there's a fucking leopard up there on the left."

"There was definitely a leopard hiding in that 7th bottle of bass last night..."

by nefarious mr. x December 9, 2003

Leopoldo

Leopoldo - African male monkey that is said to live in a tribe. He is mostly black and has a big penis. Is handsome and real sexy.

Damn Leopoldo is so black.

I wish mine was as big as Leopoldo's

by Frijole man that is actually g November 1, 2018

leopard print

anything that is leopard print can be described as "whore"

whore bra leopard print bra
whore brush leopard print brush
whore nail file leopard print nail file
etc.

by loz333 April 6, 2008

leoplorodon

Magical beastie that uses its irregularly shaped penis to find candy, then it covers the candy with its magical "juice" that causes hallucinations of blue and pink unicorns that bring you to Candy Mountian and remove your kidney.

~"It's a leoplorodon Charlie"
~"A magical leoplorodon"
~"It's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain"

~"Uh guys you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain right?"

~"Shun the non-believer!"
~"SHuuuuuuuuuuuNah!"

by JBeals from Westfield State College November 29, 2007

Leopold

A sexy character from South Park who is so adorable and abused by everyone. He once helped Cartman fulfill his afterlife duties so he can go to heaven.

Ski Instructor Thumper: Hey you got some crap right there!
Leopold: That's my face, sir!

by jyi00 May 2, 2006