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leoplorodon 

Magical beastie that uses its irregularly shaped penis to find candy, then it covers the candy with its magical "juice" that causes hallucinations of blue and pink unicorns that bring you to Candy Mountian and remove your kidney.
~"It's a leoplorodon Charlie"
~"A magical leoplorodon"
~"It's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain"

~"Uh guys you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain right?"

~"Shun the non-believer!"
~"SHuuuuuuuuuuuNah!"
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Leopluridon 

A large, magical, green dinosaur with flippers that lays on a rock and makes nonsensical sounds. It is featured in Charlie the Unicorn (An internet video).
Charlie says "Oh god, what is that?" The unicorns say "It's a leopluridon charlie."
Leopluridon by masterbater October 30, 2007

leoplurodon 

A magical animal that tells where to find Candy Mountain. Shun the non-believers.
"its a leopluordon, charlie"
"a magical leoplurodon"
"its gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain."
leoplurodon by ur cool January 28, 2007

leoplurodon 

Actually spelt Liopleurodon (Leo-PLOO-ra-don, meaning 'smooth-sided tooth')
It is a genus of Pliosaurs, which were large, carnivorous marine reptiles that lived during the Mid to Late Jurassic Period (c. 160 million to 155 million years ago)
Four strong paddle-like limbs suggest that Liopleurodon was a powerful swimmer. Its four-flipper mode of propulsion is characteristic of all plesiosaurs. A study involving a swimming robot has demonstrated that although this form of propulsion is not especially efficient, it provides very good acceleration - a desirable character in a predator. Studies of the skull have showed that it could probably scan the water with its nostrils to ascertain the source of certain smells. Liopleurodon was carnivorous and it is unlikely that it had many, if any, predators.

"its a leoplurodon, charlie"
leoplurodon by phillip.L. March 4, 2007

leopluradon

This amazing fantastical magical creature who will guide you the way to Candy Mountain (Co-Op City, New York).

Makes awesome magical creatures and things and items apear. A LEOPLURADON also aprears at your house randomly, eats all of your food, lives off your family, mistakes your house for their own then leaves in a dented and paintless minivan.

What to expect upon meeting a LEOPLURADON:
A LEOPLURADON NEVER has money...
drives in neutral any chance they get...
eats a lot...
still is skinny...
mistakes chocolate covered pistachioes for olives...
staddles people when drunk...
squeeks/ shudders...
answers to "Housewife"...
dates terriorists...
goes to London for 1 day...
facebook stalks...
wears flip-flops in january...
has pretty blue eyes...
watches series shows with your parents while you are not home and/or sleeping...
LOVES/LIVES/NEEDS to be scratched...
answers to "Bunny" then replies with an adorable "aw"...
loses wallet/keys/cell phone often...
creates cobwebs constently...
goes to prom with their parents lovers teenage children...
enjoys 25 year old terriorests...
fakes orgasims as well as an actress...
keeps a toothbrush in your bathroom...
still writes to people even when ignored for months...
has annual heart surgrey...
is less important thAn the household dog(mufasa <3!)EVERYONE IS!)...
is tallest in the Nathan <3333 family...
calls your sibilings at 3 A.M....
speaks spanish...
a WHIC = White Spanish Person...
Jewish...
gets paid below minimum wage...
gives a cute puppy dog face...
is funny when depressed...
is a VEGETARIAN (dumb idea... eat meat!)...
likes PALKIIIIIII...
has a mothar that wear "wishful thinking" stockings...
has a 101 year old gradfather who is an athiest and a perv..
has the same 101 year old gradfather who is the funniest man alive!...
loves curbs a wee bit too much...
use to have an actual car not the minivan...
gets lost frequently but somehow always ends up at your house...
doesnt go to school...
asks your brother for rides to the gynocologist (vag. doc.)...
leaves for college =( ...
is enrolled in smart classes(AP and/or Honnors)...
makes fishy faces often!...
is an AWESOME secret agent...
NEVER GETS CAUGHT(jk)...
great singer...
gives great sexual pleasures...
showers at your house...
throws wrappers at you...
walks into your house...
signs for your mail when no one is home...
takes lovley (forced) walks with you...
has parents of their own...

that is enough examples of what a LEOPLURADON consists of.

All in all, a LEOPLURADON is a best friend to many and a wonderful person/ mystical creature who lets you have many fun memories that will always be remembered. A LEOPLURADON is also another sibiling, and despite all of the awkward qualities a LEOPLURADON has not yet become extinct because all though you might be surprised we still like them and love them for their wonderful atributes and characteristics.

Fin.
Rachel of Livingston, New Jersey is named/replies/is a LEOPLURADON.

"It's a LEOPLURADON charlie!"
leopluradon by Jackie Nathan March 26, 2008

leoploradon 

A pseudo-mythical creature which can be found on route to "candy mountain". It has been speculated that although it appears to be a lizard-type it may indeed belong to the mamnal family. Ask him for directions and he will show you the way. And remember, Shun the nonbeliever...shhhhuunnnn....
It's a leoploradon! A Magical leoploradon....arrrrgghhhhrrrrump..... He has spoken! He has shown us the way!
leoploradon by Nick Shtick February 17, 2007

leopleurodon 

an animal in the movie "charlie and the candy mountain". This animal is a green reptile that speaks in the language bla. It is the only living species that knows the way to candy mountain. This reptile does not have kidneys and does not pee, therefore his kidneys cannot be removed.
lets go to see the leopleurodon charlie, he will show us the way to candy mountain.
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