lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 5, 2004

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance August 21, 2005

Blick Lance

Black Chick Lap Dance

The blick lance is the highest quality of all lap dances.

by kmb@usi March 8, 2011

stinky lance

Stinky Lance is a pussy who never uses deodorant and stinks up the whole school🤮

This kid smells like Stinky Lance

by Big Jay23 November 24, 2018

Lance Hill

When a male puts both testicles into his anus.

Hey babe, wanna try the Lance Hill again before bed?

by LaggyKnees420 June 4, 2020