Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

by bills blow 69 October 10, 2008

george lawson

Best at rugby league and union all the girls love him he is always shouting everyone and he is just and all round fucking legend

George lawson: hey

People: OMFG ITS GEORGE LAWSON

by George Lawson May 15, 2017

Pulling A Lawson

When an individual in exasperation , flings both middle fingers up and exclaims very racial and offensive terms to people he is not fond of

Man , yesterday Steve was playing Warcraft 3 until he got ganked and started Pulling A Lawson

by aaron lawson July 30, 2008

Lawson

The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.

Wow, this page is short; it must be one Lawson.

by wakawoowoo February 11, 2018

grand larsony

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009

Lison

derieved from the name "lisa"

lisa is a smellie crustie, dog, smelly dog, smelly under pants, smellie underwear, construction, penis, vagina, crustie vagina, oral sex, domination, sexual favor

by nohemy October 20, 2004

Lawson

Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.

“I go into the closets and come out with...”
“Bro stop being a Lawson!”

by MatchaCoke April 21, 2022