konstantine

an absolute moron that genuinely has no friends and has 0 fucking friends

"do you know konstantine?"
"oh yeah, that little fucking dimwit that is built like an outgrown potato and gets no bitches? yeah i know him"

by jamino69 November 13, 2022

Next Generation Konstables

The Next Generation Konstables or NGK are a low key street gang that originated in NYC. The NGK work together with tha Bee-Line Syndicate(BLS).

Person 1- Ay yo who dat nigga dressed in black?

Person 2- Dat be dat NGK muthafucka...

Person 1- NGK?

Person 2- NGK standz fo Next Generation Konstables...

by Konstable Flex April 15, 2008

Kooshaw

An ancient term dating back to the civil war era, usually refering to an old wooden ship.

Avast! Look at the starboard bow, a Kooshaw is approaching.

by The Illusive Girl February 5, 2010

kookstittypics

a crazy ass hoe- TRULY one of the major instagram crackheads. part of a group called the titty trilogy with joonsthickass and kookie_lego (more crazy hoes) basically she’s an all around wild card

person 1: “did you see kookstittypics new post?”
person 2: “yeah that shit was WEIRD LMAO”

by could you like not girl March 16, 2019

Konstantin

Tall, pale, skinny, skinny as a twig who also likes skinny girls to squirt on him. Also stubborn as a mule and terrible with girls. Stalks girls and makes them feel uncomfortable and waits to the last moment to make his move, and gets rejected. Terrible at games and sports and is obsessed with Left for dead. Calls people names and ends up getting beat up by that person.

Girl: Oh, that annoying Konstantin is staring at me again. What a faggot.

by bigdaddy345 May 14, 2013

Koos

noun. STATE OF BEING, drunk or inebriated through other means.

verb. TO KOOS, to make out, have sex with, or otherwise show romantic interest in another person.

adj. KOOSABLE, someone who is, in the point of view of the speaker, a good candidate for potential romantic action.

The beauty of the word lies in its flexibility.

noun. After a heavy night of drinking Dude, I am so freaking koosed.

verb. See that girl? I totally want to koos her.

adj. I think Martin's cool and all, but to me he's just not koosable.

by Cool Kids Flat 43 October 22, 2005

Konstantin

The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....

I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?

by imperatorcons August 17, 2011