Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021

Kangaroo Shit

The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.

Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to kangaroo shit...

by Squirrel Nipps November 29, 2004

kangaroo rat

A pejorative term for Australians.

Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!

by El filosofo June 9, 2012

kangaroo wedgie

this is when a victim is giving a wedgie while jumping

a kangaroo wedgie has never happend to me before

by faydraawesome January 21, 2017

Kangaroo punch

The act of putting a broom handle in your ass and rocking back onto it and using both feet to kick someone in the head

Keep playin and I’ll kangaroo punch you

by Dirtydan 6969 December 11, 2022

Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.

My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.

by Tyres B December 8, 2019

ricky the kangaroo

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky

Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool

by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 29, 2014