Keith

An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.

See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)

Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!

by adribatch February 9, 2010

toby keith

see cock gobbler
also see ass muncher

hey ya'll, waatch mee steeck theeis lizard skein boot up ma' ass.

by yo_daddy March 23, 2005

Toby keith

Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier

What is this shit? Listen to real music

by Sgt. Pepper May 13, 2005

Toby Keith

Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.

Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit

by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005

Keith

Keith is in us all. We are all Keith.

We all are Keiths

by Trap lover 21 May 3, 2018

keita

A beautiful person in and out. If you know a person named keita you need to hold on to them for life! You don't choose a person named keita they choose you. Most of the keita's I know talented and are always successful. although they can be seen as conceited, they are actually just very confident. The worst thing to do is break their heart i promise they'll ruin your life.

boy: Damn shawty you fine asf, whats your name?"
girl: "Thanks, its keita"

by baddie abbie January 31, 2021

Keith

The name people use for Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'.

"his name isn't Keith"
"my life is a lie"

by AlexGoBrrrr February 5, 2021