What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second. Well.. Oh, he gets butt nekkid. And then he walks through the streets, winkin' at the freaks. With a two liter (Of Faygo) stuck in his butt cheeks.
What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.
What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself, scratchin' his nuts.
What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mother fuckers into thumbtacks. People like him til they find out he's unstable. He sabu'd your mom through a coffee table.
I figured you wouldn't understand.
What is a juggalo? He just don't care. He might try to put a weave in his nut hair. 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks, he tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish. And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch. Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friend. Then he starts with the huggin' again.. Fuck.
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic. Somebody with a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window.. Oooh.
What is a juggalo? A juggalo. That's what it is, well, fuck if I know. But I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well, he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy. He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy. Walks right in the house, when you're having supper, and dip his nuts in your soup.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney. He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni. And watch you sit there. And eat it. 'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb bitch fuckin' idiot.
What is a juggalo? He's a graduate. He graduate from....Well. At least he got a job. He's not a dump puts. He works for himself, scratchin' his nuts.
What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac. He powerbombs mother fuckers into thumbtacks. People like him til they find out he's unstable. He sabu'd your mom through a coffee table.
I figured you wouldn't understand.
See lyrics for "What is a Juggalo", by I.C.P, as seen partly above, or wholly through an internet search engine.
by Houdi February 23, 2008
A group of apparently widely misunderstood people who have an opinion that differentiates from others exposing them to massive amounts of hate. Juggalos are simply fans of the Insane Clown Posse who partake in the culture that they have spread throughout their loyal fanbase. This includes wearing clown-like makeup, drinking Faygo soda and listening to Horrorcore Hip-Hop music. They are ridiculed an unusual amount because of their taste in music and the fact that people don't agree with it. If only people would realize that it is a matter of opinion and shut their fucking noise holes to prevent themselves from looking like morons, most of which are too late to save. I, the one writing, am not a Juggalo, but I enjoy ICP's music and think that their fanbase has the right to enjoy it without ridicule as well. Honestly, if we called you gay for listening to your favorite music and told US that it was a matter of opinion, that would make you a hypocrite. Back on topic, they do have their own slang terms, mainly being neden for vagina or Juggalo, which is described above.
by Not an important person September 18, 2013
a word to describe the differences juggalos would have with one another and what's real to them, also see Juggaloism.
by TheBoyBlue91982 August 18, 2010
What is a Juggalo? This is a toughy for most, but it's more like a way of life. Juggalos don't give a damn what you have to say about them, they couldn't care less. True Juggalos are down with the clown "'til they're dead in the ground" and won't stop the Juggalo way of life. Juggalos love other Juggalos like family, no matter what. Did I also mention they don't give a fuck? Juggalos should not be stereotyped, they can be rich, poor, fat, skinny, ugly, pretty, happy, sad, whatever. Juggalos will look out for any other Juggalo, usually by any means necessary. Juggalos are different from your everyday people, but lots of Juggalos are alike, which is why they get along so well. Juggalos are not racists or bigots, they don't discriminate in any way. A Juggalo is often confused as just an ICP fan, it's MUCH more than that, like I said, it's a god damn family.
Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.
Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).
Other names for Juggalos: Ninjas, Ninjettes, Wicked Clowns, Clowns, Juggalotus, 'los or 'lettes (as in Juggalos or Juggalettes), Homies.
Couple of Juggalo sayings: Neden (vagina), Nugget (a human head), MCL (Much Clown Love), Cotton Candy (vagina), Popsicles (penis).
by Juggalo17 February 10, 2007
An often misunderstood sub-culture that listens to groups like ICP and Twiztid. Generally claimed to be "uneducated posers" but in reality this is not true. The people that make urban dictionary posts saying that juggalos are "uneducated posers" usually don't even know how to make a complete sentence without some type of grammatical error. The older generation of juggalos are generally nice people who just happen to listen to music that the mainstream doesn't like. It's the "new" generation of juggalos that are ruining it for the rest of us by constantly replying to trolls on youtube with replies such like "Fck yall haterz we b kckn it fo realz on tha east sidee WHOOP WHOOP NINJAZZ" Replies such as these are often used by "haters" to try and prove their point. Many people try to claim that "all juggalos are violent" since the music is violent. However, these "haters" fail to consider that in "normal" society a lot of people are violent. Would you say that all Elton John fans are psycho if one guy shot someone while listening to "Rocket Man"? Hell no. A juggalo can be anybody. He/she could be the single parent living down the street who works at a shitty job all day and prefers to listen to ICP instead of going to work and killing people. He/she could be the fat kid at a high school where no one gives a shit, and the only semblance of family that he/she has is other juggalos. Even the rich white kid who “reps da hatchet evrydy” is a juggalo. He just also happens to be a faggot
"Hater": Yo ain't you one of them juggalo posers? I fuckin' hate you guys, even though I can think of no reason why I should hate you personally. My opinions are pre-programmed for me by the "mainstream" and since hating juggalos is popular right now, I have to hate you as a person based solely on the music you listen to.
Juggalo: Fuck off.
Juggalo: Fuck off.
by MaddyC November 14, 2010
A juggalo is a person (meaning it's Uni-Sex) who believes heavily in the way of the dark carnival. The Dark Carnival states that if we do not change our ways the world will come to an end (meaning stoping racism, sexism, and any other form of bigotry) They Treat others in their "group" as family and have nothing but love and respect for them. They Catch alot of stereotyping and hatred because the police consider them a gang. By no means are they a gang, however, they will band together whenever they need too. They suffer the hatred of just about anyone who doesnt know them because of way they dress and because of the way the Psychopathic Records artists look (the face paint specifically). They are looked at as freaks, weirdos, losers, scrubs, but they don't pay any attention to that because in the spirit of the juggalo (as every juggalo knows) who cares what others have to say about you, because if they really have nothing better to do than they're no better than you. Also is not a cult, by no means at all, You don't see us drinking punch filled with rat poison, or going out and killing because our supposed leaders told us too, NO, each and everyone of us are our own leaders. It's that simple. "we will never die alone, Juggalo's will carry on, Swing our Hatchets if we must, Each and every one of us!"
(side note: For those of you who hate ICP/Twiztid ect., Listen to some of there songs, They've worked with alot of people you probably listen to : three 6 Mafia, Snoop Dogg, Kid Rock, Proof and Bizarre of D12, and others. Song Featuring three 6: Just anotha crazy click, Song with Snoop: The Shaggy Show, Song with Proof: How I live, Song with Kid Rock: Is that You, Song with Bizarre: Wet Dreams)
To All my Juggalos out there: WOOP WOOP! MMFWCL
To all The Haters: Shut the fuck up, and watch how you talk, cuz us juggalo's aint afraid to fuck you up if we have to.
(side note: For those of you who hate ICP/Twiztid ect., Listen to some of there songs, They've worked with alot of people you probably listen to : three 6 Mafia, Snoop Dogg, Kid Rock, Proof and Bizarre of D12, and others. Song Featuring three 6: Just anotha crazy click, Song with Snoop: The Shaggy Show, Song with Proof: How I live, Song with Kid Rock: Is that You, Song with Bizarre: Wet Dreams)
To All my Juggalos out there: WOOP WOOP! MMFWCL
To all The Haters: Shut the fuck up, and watch how you talk, cuz us juggalo's aint afraid to fuck you up if we have to.
by JeckeldaJuggalo December 20, 2007
An Individual who partakes/is influenced and forever touched by the dark carnival and it's highly powerful message. Juggalos are envyed and hated by many as they can interact and love freely among one another with no question,even if one juggalo has just met another...Unlike many other "Normal" people act like with their friends,where they will bitch behind peoples backs and basicly just further de-evolve humanitys abillity to co-exist...Juggalos are highly misunderstood.And their love for one another grows unsurpassed!
Normal Guy: Juggalos all think they are axe murderers! they're fags! What kind of idiot goes about humiliating themselves like that?
Juggalo : haha.You'll never get it man.I pity you :)
Juggalo : haha.You'll never get it man.I pity you :)
by Nitrous X September 20, 2008