jondo

A closeted homosexual

The way he acts with girls, you can tell he's such a jondo.

by softloft March 21, 2016

Jonnor

What a fish does when it dies..

person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!

by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010

jono and dav

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.

wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.

by jono and dav January 6, 2005

JonoC

A NZ teen who has big, doubtful dreams for himself. He wishes to become the Mayor of Dunedin in the 2010 election.
He has a big nose, big eyes and a big ego... and a big penfifteen according to him.
OKP

In this day and age, being a JonoC is absolutely gay! And those people should commit.

by POTION January 12, 2008

jontoria

A very pretty intelligent different female who stands up for herself and everything must go her way!!

She is JonToria.

by Spoke1990 November 28, 2013

jono lazar

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.

calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar

by The GDaddy September 5, 2004

Jono

Pronounctiation: 'John-O'
1. Skinny Young Man, from the German; {Ianho}
2. An insulting name.
3. Slang for a toilet-o
4. Lacrosse - a near-miss or accident.

def. 1. Man, that 19-year old sure is jono.
def. 2. Fuck you, you're acting like a jono.
def. 3. Hold on a sec man, i have to go to the jono.
def. 4. Man, that guy really pulled a jono. Good thing he didn't hit that guy in the head. You're not supposed to use a baseball, idiot!

by fu-up August 5, 2008