Jeter

1. To act completely unselfishly for the better for your team.

2. To lead by example.

3. Clutch.

Antonym: Nomar.

That play was so Jeter!

by a-rod August 2, 2004

Jesterstar

Living proof that crack-addled Irish wiggers copulated with drunk chimpanzees.

Someone kicked that Jesterstar out of the party last night after he took off his clothes and defecated on the kitchen floor.

by Cosmik Debris April 11, 2005

Jesper Stromblad

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).

Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.

by xtc mat August 16, 2008

Derek Jeter

A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.

Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."

Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."

Objective fan #1: "I agree."

by Timothy Riel February 18, 2009

Jetter

1. An argument of little or no value to any of the parties involved.

2. An argument that can not be won by any party involved in said argument either due to lack of proof, or being down right stubborn.

1. We'll never know if French Silk is really a pie, it's quite the jetter.

2. I was trying to convince her that I don't know Ed, it was quite the jetter since he was standing right next to me.

by The Banana King March 22, 2009

Jeter

Shortstop for the New York Yankees who is more concerned with winning than stats. For antonym see: Nomar

Jeter didn't choke in October

by Eat NY Pizza and Dicks October 29, 2003

Jesper

Totally the best, funniest and most trustworthy person among his group of six friends. Jesper totally doesn’t have ANY issues and is obviously the sanest person ever. SHUT UP KAZ I AM

Kaz: Isn’t Jesper just the best most loyal friend ever?

Mathias: Totally

by jesper-fahey September 11, 2018