jebronie

an unknown being of evil, possibly a mischievos gnome of sorts. Mostly to be found when not wearing a hat and having ingested psycedelic mushrooms

the jebronies will get you!

by Medi57 June 11, 2006

jarrod anderson

a guy who has sex with hayley feltham
constantly

hayley: "hey jarrod wanna have sex, im a pharmacy assistant and can get free condoms"
jarrod: "okay!"

by princess conswala banana-hammock November 3, 2004

pull a Jerrod

The act of masturbating to porn while at your friend's house.

Dude! If you're gonna pull a Jerrod at least shut the door!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 7, 2006

Jerrod whiteout

The process of ejaculating into a woman/ man, and proceeding to suck the sperm out, and spiting it on their face

I was fucking this girl, and I did the ™ jerrod whiteout on her

by WaistWords October 22, 2018

Jerbonics

The ability to mutilate the english language by impropertly using it in the correct context. Jerbonics can be controlled by attending school and learning to read/write before the age of 15. If not caught early, can lead to obesity and the uncontrollable urge to pleasure one with foreign objects.

"that his the question isn't it." ....his = is

"I'm frantically typing hear. Shenequa is flying around up here."....hear=here

I could go on and on....but will stop the bleeding now.

"I was giving myself the "shocker" and accidentally went Jerbonics on this email"

by BigDaddyV January 20, 2006

Jerkon

An insult used to describe a jerkoff without actually calling the person a jerkoff.

Yeah he was definitely acting like a jerkon

by Jerkon June 16, 2010

Jegro

noun. Masturbating

-lution: the act of masturbating while bored
-late: saying it in a sentence

"I was home alone, so i felt like jegrolating"

by cooldudewhomakescoolwords October 28, 2011